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Vid: Mason’s deranged Corbyn smear – ‘He’s disarming Ukraine and tolerating antisemitism’

Corbyn apparently travelling the length and breadth of Europe to stop the neo-Nazi Ukrainians from ‘fighting fascism’…

Paul Mason was caught last month in a full-blown meltdown of deranged accusations, at a woman who dared to challenge Israel’s mass slaughter of innocent civilians and the unhealthy influence of pro-Israel lobby groups in British politics – and also caught misrepresenting what she had said, when a recording of her comments and his diatribe was revealed.

And he was caught on the same evening in another deranged rant, when he accused Jeremy Corbyn of ‘touring’ Europe ‘tolerating antisemitism’ and ‘disarming the Ukrainian people in their struggle against fascism’:

Audio capture by @UrbanDandyLDN, subtitles by Skwawkbox

As ‘Urban Dandy’, who recorded Mason’s ramblings, commented:

Mason’s suggestion that Jeremy Corbyn tolerates antisemitism is false, just as the widespread, mainstream claims that there was a serious antisemitism problem in Labour under Corbyn’s leadership were false, and have been debunked repeatedly. The MP for Islington North is taking legal action against Nigel Farage for similar defamatory statements, while another political commentator favoured in the mainstream media recently had to make a humiliating public apology for his baseless allegations against Corbyn.

Screengrab from X / johnmcternan

Disarming the Ukrainians

Paul Mason’s second allegation against Corbyn, that the MP has been on a European tour aimed at disarming the Ukrainian people, is also false. Corbyn has never called for the disarming of Ukraine. The anti-war veteran who fronts the Peace & Justice Project has spoken in many European cities since Russia’s illegal invasion of Ukraine in early 2022, mainly at events organised by peace campaigners. Corbyn has called for diplomacy instead of escalation, and expressed skepticism about the relentless arms sales by western companies. 

Mason’s claim that the left wants to somehow stop Ukrainians ‘fighting fascism’ is also bizarre enough to verge on the delusional. Ukraine is well known, despite the best efforts of the UK media to rewrite history, to be rife with actual nazis, some of whom are in influential positions in the Zelenskiy regime. Zelenskiy himself has seized control of Ukraine’s media, stripped workers of their rights and shut down opposition groups, all key identifiers of fascism.

Mason’s reputation, already falling apart because of his support for Keir Starmer, was shredded in 2022 when The Grayzone revealed his emails plotting with security-state figures to take down left-wing news outlets, accompanied by a notorious, sprawling chart showing the links he imagined among left groups Russia and China – and boasting of ‘cauteris[ing] Corbyn and Stop the War’ so that ‘no MP will touch them:

Mason’s support for Starmer despite the so-called ‘Labour leader’s backing for Israel’s genocide in Gaza has left him a risible figure, yet he keeps spouting his nonsense despite the inevitable backfiring and mockery.

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‘I Called out “Free Speech Champion” Laurence Fox as a “Racist” – and He Tried (and Failed) to Bully Me into Silence’

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 11/04/2024 - 9:55pm in

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Until 4 March this year, describing Laurence Fox as “racist” risked the ‘free speech champion’ making legal threats with the prospect of financial ruin attached – as quite a number of people can testify.

Prior to that date, the actor-turned-TV presenter and politician faced regular accusations of racism from social media critics, and would often respond by promising expensive court action.

But due in part to Mukhtar Yassin, a young Black British man who – in a David versus Goliath battle – defied Mr Fox’s legal and financial threats, and a racist social media hate campaign from some of Fox’s 500,000 X/Twitter followers, doing so is now a lot less risky.

“I told Laurence Fox he was ‘a racist piece of shit’ on social media, and stand by every word,” says Mr Yassin in an hour-long call with Byline Times, his first and only interview since Fox abandoned his threats and made a “significant” contribution to Yassin’s legal costs last month. 

“Fox’s threat of libel action against me was ridiculous and never stood a chance of succeeding. He tried to flex his muscles and bully me, and it didn’t work. If I continue to call out Laurence Fox as racist, he can try to sue me again if he wants, but he won’t because he knows he’ll lose.

“And he didn’t lose to just anybody, he lost – badly, and very publicly – to a young Black boy. I think that will have hurt and embarrassed him. Now he even gets heckled about it in the streets.”

Reclaim Party candidate Laurence Fox. Photo: PA/Alamy

Yassin is, by his own admission, “just a normal working-class bloke from The Ends”. The 29-year-old Muslim lives on a council estate in the Black Country, works in IT and has no legal background, let alone the sort of money required to defend himself against expensive litigation from a high-profile figure on the British right, whose political party Reclaim is backed by the multi-millionaire businessman Jeremy Hosking.

And yet that is exactly where Yassin found himself on 2 May last year when he called out a racially-charged post made the previous day by the then GB News presenter.

“It all started when Fox quote tweeted someone to say: ‘Dear Black people. Stop making everything about you’. I ‘quote tagged’ him saying I thought he was a ‘racist piece of shit’,” says Yassin. 

“He told me to delete it and apologise. I replied saying ‘suck your mum’. I know it was childish, and that Fox might try to sue me if he was able to find my address, but it was funny, and I don’t regret it.”

At the time, Fox was going through separate libel proceedings against Crystal, a drag artist, Simon Blake, a former Stonewall trustee, and Nicola Thorp, an actor, all of whom had also called Fox a racist on X [then Twitter], in October 2020. The three had themselves taken legal steps against Fox for calling them “paedophiles”, and he countersued.

With Fox having threatened legal action, Yassin says he seemed in private to be “increasingly desperate” not to sue but “did not want to lose face” in public. Yassin last week posted on X screenshots of Fox on one occasion offering him the opportunity to “discuss” the matter before Fox pursued legal action. 

“One of Fox’s GB News colleagues contacted me privately to tell me Fox wanted me to go on his show so he could get me to say something that would support his case. His bosses apparently saw it was a terrible idea and overruled it, not that I’d have gone on anyway.”

Four months after Yassin’s posts, Fox’s legal team managed to track down the address of one of Yassin’s family and served legal papers there. “None of my family knew about the legal threat as they are not on X. They asked me, ‘Who the fuck is Laurence Fox and why is he suing you?’ When I explained that he was sort of famous on X, my mum told me if I believed my words then I should stand by them. So I did.”

That’s not to say Yassin took it lightly. “I’m not going to lie, I was shocked and nervous. It’s a weird feeling. It was a lot to process. So many emotions go through your head when you get a letter like that. I have no legal knowledge; I didn’t even know any solicitors.

“But the day I got the letter I spoke to a few high-profile people, including [the MP] Dawn Butler, who put me in touch with the lawyer who was representing Nicola Thorp, Simon Blake, and Crystal. Once I heard how confident the lawyer was, and I had digested the letter, I felt better. I knew I was right, and Fox didn’t have a leg to stand on.”

Fox posting yet more examples of his apparent ‘racism’ also added to Yassin’s self-belief. “He tweeted one photograph of himself in ‘Black face’ and in another tweet, he told a Black person to ‘fuck off back to Jamaica’; The more he kept tweeting stuff like this the more I knew I would win. The rest is history.”

Yassin was further heartened by the many hundreds of tweets and messages from people supporting his cause – as his follower numbers doubled, and then trebled – many of whom donated to a £35,000 crowdfund for his legal fees. “I was overwhelmed; I didn’t realise how divisive people found Fox to be,” he says. 

The positive messages drowned out the negative ones, many of which Yassin says were overtly racist. “For almost two weeks I had loads of far-right accounts calling me [the ‘N-word’] and that I should ‘go home’, that Fox would ‘destroy’ me, or I would get beaten up if they saw me in public. It was relentless.

“X under Elon Musk is horrible. It’s like it has opened the floodgates to every racist around the world. I could tweet ‘Good Afternoon’ and within half an hour I would have people saying ‘what are you doing in my country?’ The stuff I see on there now is insane. It goes to dark places I’ve never seen, with misogynists, Islamophobes, conspiracy theorists. This didn't happen before Musk took over.

“Before then, if someone called me [the ‘N-word’] I would report it and within a few days, the post would be removed. Now when you complain you get a notification saying the rules have not been broken, but they make the post invisible. It’s a con trick. It gives racists confidence to say what they like. And it means there’s no point complaining.”

The rise of GB News, and its often barely-disguised racism, are simply two sides of the same coin, says Yassin. “GB News is toxic. They are just there to brainwash and radicalise people, and Ofcom don’t do anything about it. As a regulator, it makes me wonder whether it’s fit for purpose. GB News and X/Twitter both validate one another. It is an echo chamber of prejudice which unfortunately makes a lot of noise.”

With GB News under pressure to change its culture, Fox was sacked last September following a misogyny scandal which also led to the departure of the channel’s star £600,000-a-year host Dan Wootton in March.

“I was delighted,” says Yassin. “I felt that Fox losing some of his income and profile would have hurt him. But he’s responsible for his own downfall.”

After Fox lost his other libel action in late January – with the judge finding that the three tweets cited in his counterclaim were unlikely to cause serious harm to his reputation – his lawyers offered to drop his case against Yassin -!if Yassin paid his own legal fees and signed a gagging clause. “I said ‘fuck that, no way’.”

Fox then said he would drop the case with a “contribution” towards Yassin’s legal fees without a confidentiality clause in place, to which Yassin agreed because he “wanted it over and done with.”

Yassin says he doesn’t think Fox believes himself to be racist, “even though so much of what he’s saying has racist overtones”.

“One of the phrases he uses is he ‘has Black friends’ – he has a mixed-race girlfriend – and that makes him think he can’t possibly be racist and can say what he wants. It’s odd.”

Yassin also questions why Jeremy Hosking, a former Conservative Party donor - ranked number 351 in the Sunday Times Rich List 2019, with a net worth of £375 million - and a shareholder in Crystal Palace Football Club, is “funding hate” via The Reclaim Party. Fox, its leader, accrued legal fees for the two combined cases believed to be more than £2 million. 

“I find it weird that someone would back a person like Fox. Fox is vile and anyone who backs him is going to appear to agree with him. It feels like Hosking and his ilk are using Fox and those like him to fund hate, sow division and wage a culture war.

“I can’t understand why people would want to do this. How would it benefit them? Or benefit society?”

Byline Times has been told that Hosking has ceased to fund Fox since his latest legal defeat, but when approached on this matter, Hosking declined to comment. In reply to several questions from Byline Times, Laurence Fox replied: “Thanks… I only speak with real journalists.”

Yassin, a devoted “family man”, is more interested in the thoughts of those close to him. “When I got off the phone to my lawyer who told me Fox had dropped the case last month, I told my mum and she said, ‘I’m proud of you, son’. Hearing her say that meant everything.”

We’re All ‘Funding Hate’: UK Government Biggest Spender on GB News Advertising

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 10/04/2024 - 1:23am in

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We are all “funding hate”, according to a Byline Times analysis that reveals the Government is by far the biggest spender on GB News advertising. 

Despite GB News often platforming racists and conspiracy theorists, and facing record numbers of Ofcom investigations, more than £1 million of UK taxpayer money has been spent on almost 10,500 ads since the channel launched in summer 2021. 

That works out at an annual cost of around £340,000 to taxpayers, who subsidise a network owned by a Dubai hedge fund and billionaire Conservative Party donor Paul Marshall, which posted losses of £73 million in its first two years. 

Excluding Sky – which bought more ads than the government but at a cheaper rate, due to it being a GB News ad sales partner – the second-biggest GB News advertiser was MoneySuperMarket. The price comparison website company bought around a third of the number of commercials, although it stopped advertising on the station last July.

Former Labour peer David Puttnam, who was chair of the House of Lords’ cross-party committee which in 2020 recommended that political advertising should be regulated according to factual accuracy, said: “If you’re judged by who your friends are, then I guess that the Government funding hate through GB News should come as no surprise. 

“As taxpayers, we seem to have reached a point at which there are no limits to political embarrassment when it comes to spending our money."

The Crown Commercial Service (CCS) is run by the Cabinet Office and is responsible for Government ad spending. The Cabinet Office was asked last September in a Freedom of Information request how much it had paid GB News to advertise, but said it did not hold the information. 

However, Byline Times' analysis of advertising figures from Barb – an organisation which compiles audience measurement and television ratings – gives a breakdown of the type and number of GB News commercials funded by UK taxpayers, and their associated costs.

Since July 2021, the Government’s biggest outlay has been £152,000 on 1,198 adverts promoting cancer screening, £132,000 on 1,180 ads for ‘Help for Households’, and £127,000 on 802 commercials promoting teacher recruitment.

Around £146,000 has been spent trying to recruit youngsters into careers in the Navy (£48,00 on 824 adverts), the Army (£45,000 / 1,008), the Royal Marines (£36,000 / 491) and the RAF (£17,000 / 440).

GB News, which employs as its star presenter former Brexit Party MEP Nigel Farage and is generally pro-Brexit, as is its major funder Paul Marshall, received £11,000 for running 73 adverts in June 2021 about ‘EU transition’. 

In early 2022 the Government spent £5,500 appealing for GB News viewers to “pick pork medallions”. 

GB News has faced criticism for spreading anti-vaxx conspiracy theories; just £433 was spent on a single Covid-19 advert, which spent one day on air in November 2021.

A Cabinet Office spokesperson said: “The Government advertises across a wide range of platforms and channels to communicate to the widest audience possible. All advertising space is independently purchased by an agency, OmniGOV, to achieve this reach, while also prioritising value for money for taxpayers.”

GB News did not respond to a request for comment.

Craig McLachlan To Portray Bruce Lehrmann In New Channel 7 Bio-Pic

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Tue, 09/04/2024 - 7:37am in

Channel 7 has taken a break from allegedly scoring drugs and massages, to cast failed stand up comedian, Craig McLachlan, in their upcoming Bruce Lehrmann bio-pic.

”Casting for Bruce has been a hard process,” said a Channel 7 casting director. ”It’s not about resemblance physically but more the vibe of the actor.”

”Craig ticks so many boxes.”

When asked what we could expect from the Bruce Lehrmann bio-pic, the Channel 7 casting director said: ”Look, the script hasn’t been completed as of yet, heck, the finish is a definite unknown.”

”Although, we have booked a lot of time to film in Toowomba.”

”This film will be less Underbelly and more redemption story. Not for Bruce, but more for the brave network executives who went out on a limb to make the World a better place for Sydney’s drug dealers.”

Mark Williamson

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Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Mon, 08/04/2024 - 9:59pm in

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7 Tells Lehrmann You’re Off The Bachelor And Heading To SAS Australia

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Mon, 08/04/2024 - 8:38am in

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Channel 7 has taken a break from surfing the dark net for sex and drugs to call their favourite son, Bruce Lehrmann, to tell him he won’t be on this year’s Bachelor program but instead will be on SAS Australia.

”When we signed up Bruce we thought he would be a big star, interviews, the Bachelor, heck ,maybe even the new host of Carols by Candlelight.” said a Channel 7 Executive. ”But, you know the public hasn’t warmed to him as we expected so maybe a stint on SAS Australia will help.”

”Ant will help lil” Brucey tow the line, as opposed to snorting it.”

When asked why the network was investing so much in such a flawed individual, the Channel Seven executive said: ”He’s not that flawed, I mean he’s no Andrew O’Keefe.”

”Look, someone has to look out for lil’ Brucey, he’s just a man who went back to the office late at night to drink some scotch, do a little work and well things went a bit awry.”

”Anyway, if you’ll excuse me, we’re trying to land an exclusive interview with Bluey, don’t suppose you know where I can grab some Scooby snacks?”

Mark Williamson

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Video: Miriam Margolyes’s powerful statement on ‘vicious, genocidal’ Israel

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Sun, 07/04/2024 - 9:06pm in

Jewish actress posts no-holds-barred video supporting Jewish Council of Australia, attacked by Zionists for ceasefire call

Jewish actress and national treasure Miriam Margolyes, a joint UK and Australian citizen, has posted a video supporting the Jewish Council of Australia (JCA) call for an immediate and permanent halt to Israel’s genocidal assault on Gaza – along with the imposition of sanctions and an immediate end to Australia’s military ties with Israel.

The JCA has been heavily attacked by pro-Israel groups for the call, with the attacks following similar lines to the dismissal in the UK of left-wing Jewish groups by right-wing nationalist organisations and politicians.

In her video, Margolyes says she has never been more ashamed of Israel – which she described as a ‘vicious, genocidal, nationalist nation’:

Despite the antisemitic representation by western governments and media as if all Jews support Israel, very many do not – and even many who have supported it are disgusted by Israel’s mass murder of, so far, more than forty thousand Palestinian civilians, overwhelmingly women and children, and the blockade and assaults it is using to starve two million more. The UK and Australian establishments continue their complicity in Israel’s war crimes.

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Total Eclipse of Despair

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Sat, 06/04/2024 - 4:52am in

On April 8, the moon will pass directly between the Earth and the sun, shrouding parts of the world in darkness, and creating a tempting void we’re told not to look at directly. It’s a relatively rare but well understood phenomenon, full of portents; the sun and the moon aligning just so—a haloed, shadowy abyss that is astonishing to behold, but harmful to observe without the right protection.

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Sunrise Cash Cow To Be Replaced With The Channel 7 Drug Mule

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 05/04/2024 - 6:30am in

Beleaguered television network, Channel 7, has today announced that the beloved star of Sunrise the cash cow is to be replaced with the network’s newest star, the drug mule.

”The cash cow has been good for us, but, you know, never a bad time to freshen things up,” sniffed a Channel 7 Executive. ”The drug mule is the mascot of the future, kids will love it.”

”And you never know who’s gonna be in the costume, could be Bruce one week, Schapelle the next. Don’t suppose you’ve got cocaine Cassie’s number?”

When asked whether the network had any remorse for the sex, drugs and Lehrmann scandal, the Channel 7 Executive sniffed: ”Let he who has not paid for an interview with hookers and blow cast the first stone.”

”Media has for centuries provided a bit of quid pro quo.”

”You think Jesus, didn’t get a basket or two of loaves and fishes in exchange for a sneak peak of the sermon on the mount?”

”Anyway, enough chit chat, I’ve got sources to source and hookers to book.”

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Kid Stuff: Cartoons

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 05/04/2024 - 5:52am in

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Thesis: in the English-speaking world, the last 50 years has seen a dramatic increase in the quantity *and quality* of text and visual mass media intended for children.

Let’s define some terms.  I’m talking about books, cartoons, TV, and movies. Music is not included; comics and graphic novels are a special case. When I say “intended for children”, I am talking about mass media that is targeting children aged 4-12 as the primary audience. So, yes Disney movies are included here, no the original Star Wars movies are not. Kids absolutely watched Star Wars — I watched it as a kid — but they weren’t the primary audience.

Stuff aimed at the youngest children is excluded here, as is Young Adult stuff. (I agree that the boundaries of the latter category are very slippery.)

Detail to the thesis: this transformation was not smooth. To simplify, from the early 1970s to the late 1980s, text and visual mass media products for children were generally mediocre to bad. There were individual works that were good or excellent, but the average was dismally low. And the quality was not much better at the end of this period than at the beginning.

But starting in the back half of the 1980s, kids movies, TV, books and cartoons suddenly started getting /better/. And they got steadily better and better for the next 15 or 20 years, until by the middle 2000s they had reached a new plateau of excellence, from which they are perhaps only now just starting to descend. The period 1970-1985 was a dark age of kid stuff; the period 2000-2020 was a golden age. There was a massive cultural transformation here.  And it happened fairly quickly, and it’s been discussed much less than you might expect.

A personal note: I was a kid in the 1970s, watching standard American kids TV and movies, reading typical kids books.  And then in the early 2000s I had kids of my own.  So I had first-hand experience of both the Dark and Golden Ages.  And I repeatedly had the experience of watching a cartoon, TV show or movie with my kids and thinking, good lord — this is /so/ much better than the stuff I had when I was a kid.

I’m going to start with a discussion of kids cartoons, here defined as animated stories for kids, aged 4-12, broadcast on mainstream television.  I’m starting with animated kids cartoons for two reasons.  First, they’re a fairly clearly well defined genre.  Archer, South Park, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force are animated, but they’re not aimed at kids 4 to 12.  The Electric Company and The Muppet Show were aimed at those kids, but they weren’t animated.  There are a few edge cases — I’ve seen people argue over The Simpsons and Bob’s Burgers — but by and large we can sort most TV shows into Clearly Are or Clearly Aren’t.

Second, the jump in quality is just staggering.  Watching Avatar: The Last Airbender with my kids was a profoundly different experience from watching Wacky Racers when I was their age.  A: TLA is a kid’s cartoon, with a plot that a six year old can follow without difficulty.  I know this, because my six year old followed it.  But it’s a very intelligent kids cartoon with clever writing, witty dialogue, beautiful animation, interweaving storylines, and some fairly complex narrative techniques.  And it’s one that touches on some very deep and dark issues.  (Starting with the fact that the protagonist is a genocide survivor, and no I’m not kidding, and yes this is handled in a way that is thoughtful but age-appropriate.)  Even lighter and sillier fare — Phineas and Ferb, say — was just infinitely smarter and funnier than anything that was being produced during my childhood.  

The transformation was astonishing and extreme.  I have met people who’ve tried to claim that kids music hasn’t gotten that much better, or kids books.  I haven’t met anyone who disagrees that cartoons from the 1970s and early 1980s mostly sucked, while the ones since 2000 are just ridiculously better.  

I said above that this stuff hasn’t been much discussed, but animation in TV and (especially) movies is a partial exception.  There’s general agreement in the academic world that there was a First Golden Age of American animation (roughly 1930 to the early 1960s), followed by a Second Golden Age (traditionally dated to begin with the release of Disney’s _The Little Mermaid_ in 1989). 

What comes between is less discussed.  That’s because this was the age of Hanna-Barbera.  Hanna Barbera had produced some mildly okay stuff in the 1960s — the Flintstones, Jonny Quest, the original Scooby-Doo.  But by the 1970s they were cranking out D-list garbage:  The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan, Jabberjaw, Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels, Speed Buggy, the Funky Phantom, CB Bears, Super Friends.

Understand that I’m talking here about stuff /created/ in the 1970s and early 1980s.  There were a few good animated cartoons on TV back then.  But almost without exception, they were from an earlier period — Bugs Bunny from the 1940s, Road Runner and Rocky and Bullwinkle from the 1950s, the Pink Panther and How The Grinch Stole Christmas and the Peanuts Christmas and Halloween specials from the 1960s.  If you go to ranker.com and look for “best cartoons of the 1970s”?  10 out of 12 are actually from earlier decades.  (The remaining two are The Muppet Show and Schoolhouse Rock.)

What wasn’t Hanna-Barbera back then was relentlessly recycled IP.  Version after version of Scooby Doo; version after version of Tom and Jerry.  Spinoffs — the Flintstones gave rise to a bunch of them including the inexplicable Pebbles and Bam-Bam Show, Yogi Bear gave us Yogi’s Gang and Yogi’s Space Race, the Wacky Races somehow gave rise to three different spinoff shows.  There were something like five different versions of Super Friends.  /And they were all terrible/ — bad animation, weak voice acting, formulaic writing, predictable plots.

Were there bright spots?  A very few.  I mentioned Schoolhouse Rock.  The animation was terrible, and the politics were sometimes questionable (google “elbow room” for an example) but hey, civic education plus catchy memorable songs.  But the overall standard was miserably, dismally low.  

Okay, so let’s compare the 1970s to… oh let’s say the decade 2001-2010.  We turn on the television and —

Phineas and Ferb.  Samurai Jack.  Danny Phantom.  Kim Possible. Sean the Sheep.  Invader Zim.  As Told By Ginger.   Fairly Odd Parents.   Justice League.  Justice League Unlimited.  Jimmy Neutron.  Charlie and Lola.  Teen Titans.  Foster’s Home For Imaginary Friends.  My Life As A Teenage Robot.  Genndy Tartakovsky’s Clone Wars.  Ben Ten.  Ben Ten: Alien Force.  X-Men: Evolution.  My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.  Avatar, The Last Airbender.   

/And I could keep going/.  Even the mediocre shows from the 2000s were far better than anything from the 1970s.  Like, my kids enjoyed Spectacular Spider-Man, which ran for a few seasons starting in 2009.  Objectively this was a by-the-numbers superhero cartoon.  But it had very good animation, complex stories with multiple plotlines, more-than-competent writing, and solid voice acting.  You put it next to Super Friends and… yeah, there’s literally no comparison.  Or, The Secret Saturdays was a throwaway C-list show to fill half an hour on Saturday morning. It was basically Jonny Quest updated for the 21st century.  But it had decent animation, clever dialogue, a racially mixed tween protagonist and an antagonist who was just ridiculously meta.*

Sure, there’s room for criticism.  A lot of the 2000s stuff was very gendered.    (Sometimes you can see exactly what they were thinking, like the Token Girl in the boys adventure — looking at you, Ben Ten.**)  A lot of it was “toyetic”, there to sell toys and video games.  There were some duds — there are always some duds.  Nobody is getting too nostalgic over Skunk Fu, Bratz, or Mr. Bean: The Animated Series.  And a lot of it was reworking of old IPs, particularly of superheroes.

But on the other hand, a lot of it was breathtakingly original.  Like, who ever came up with Invader Zim?  Foster’s Home?  The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy?  “A grumpy tween girl and her idiot little brother win a bet with Death and force him to be their best friend forever.  Death has a strong Jamaican accent.”  What?  And a lot of it had positive messages about tolerance and acceptance:  As Told By Ginger had the first BM / WF relationship on an American kids show, the X-Men cartoons leaned hard into the “metaphor for being a minority or queer”, Avatar: TLA was an extended discussion of dealing with trauma, Danny Phantom has become a gay / trans icon***, and don’t even get me started on My Little Pony.  

And even when a show was just a superhero cartoon designed to sell action figures, the quality of the writing and animation was often astonishingly high.  My Little Pony was supposed to be a throwaway show about plastic toy ponies.  It ended up having, let us say, some large and very unexpected cultural impacts. Even the stuff based on weary, tired old IPs could be good — 2010’s Scooby Doo: Mysteries Incorporated is universally agreed to be the best of the dozen-plus versions of Scooby Doo.****

— Okay, so at this point some of you may pause and say, well, the best of the dozen-plus versions of Scooby Doo?  Gosh, that seems like an important cultural phenomenon!

To which I respond, this is froth, but the froth is outlining the wave.  There was an immense cultural shift in children’s entertainment; it happened very quickly; both its causes and effects are underdiscussed and poorly understood.  And kids cartoons were at the extreme edge of that shift.

Now, to be clear, television in general did get better during this period.  The 2000s were the age of The Wire, Six Feet Under, Arrested Development, Deadwood, Dexter, The Thick Of It, The Street, both versions of The Office, and New Who.  So, perhaps it’s just that television generally was improving, and the rising tide lifted all boats?

Two problems there.  One, the gap simply isn’t as large.  There was some damn good TV back in the 1970s.  All In The Family, The Carol Burnett Show, The Bob Newhart Show, Colombo, Kojak, The Rockford Files, Barney Miller, M*A*S*H, Taxi, the amazing first six seasons of Saturday Night Live.  Our British cousins had Coronation Street, Dad’s Army, Fawlty Towers, Are You Being Served, Monty Python.  A lot of that stuff is still watchable today — hell, a lot of that stuff is still *watched* today.  Colombo has been enjoying a modest revival recently, and my teenage children are at least vaguely familiar with Monty Python sketches that aired decades before they were born.

Yes, there’s definitely a quality gap between Colombo and The Wire.  But it’s a lot smaller than the quality gap between Jabberjaw and Samurai Jack.  At least Colombo is good for what it is, you know?  The Office is better than The Bob Newhart Show, but it’s not “so much better it’s really a completely different sort of thing” better.

Second, as I said at the start, it wasn’t just kids TV.  It was kids movies and books and all sorts of other things.  We’ll get to that, but here’s advance notice: over the period 1970-2020, when an adult mass medium or genre improved in quality, the associated kids mass medium or genre usually improved in quality more and faster.  I’ll try to address some of that in future posts, if my strength holds.

 I’ve picked the 1970s and the 2000s as examples because (1) they’re just 30 years apart, (2) the quality gap is literally breathtaking, and (3) I personally experienced both those decades, as child and then parent.  But I could expand the focus and the thesis would hold.  Move back into the 1990s and, although there’s still great stuff — Batman: The Animated Series, Courage the Cowardly Dog, The Magic School Bus, Sponge Bob — the quality begins to fall rapidly.  Duck Tales?  Rug Rats?  Tiny Toon Adventures?  Not terrible but not great either.  Gargoyles and Animaniacs were ground-breaking at the time, but they pale in comparison to the stuff that was coming out a decade later.  Compared to the 2000s, there’s much less excellence, much more schlock.

In the other direction, move forward past 2010 and, whoo.  Gravity Falls?  Steven Universe?  Trollhunters?  Infinity Train?  Amazing World of Gumball?  Regular Show?  Adventure Time?  You don’t want to get me started on Adventure Time.  Let’s just say that if the golden age of kids cartoons has a local peak, it’s probably somewhere in the years around 2016.

Anyway, to recap: in the US/UK, the last 50 years have seen a dramatic increase in the quantity and quality of text and visual mass media intended for children.  This is a rise across the board, but it is perhaps most astonishing in the specific field of animated television shows — kids cartoons. 

More in a bit, perhaps.

*  The Secret Saturdays: a family of cryptozoologists hunts cryptids.  The villain, V.V. Argost, is the host of a horrible wildlife / reality TV show about cryptids.  The Saturdays want to save the cryptids, Argost wants to capture them.  His awful television series is a recurring show-within-the-show, often used to comment on the action and/or to satirize bad television.  As a villain, Argost is ridiculously campy and over-the-top, prone to monologues, self-congratulation, and literally mugging for the camera while he drops quotes from movies and TV shows. 

Plot twist: it turns out Argost is himself a cryptid, a highly intelligent yeti.  The reason he acts that way is, he’s a highly intelligent yeti who spent the entire decade of the 1980s watching cable TV.  He’s a walking pile of bad cliches because that’s how he learned human culture.

**Ben Ten was literally designed to capture the zeitgeist and — quite explicitly — to make its creators a pile of money by selling toys to tween boys.  (My tween boys owned several of them.) But even so, it was generally good, occasionally excellent, and had one of my favorite one-liners from any TV show ever:

Gwen:  Bad idea, Kevin.  He thinks you’re still evil.
Kevin:  I’m not evil.   [smugly]  I’m… nuanced.

***Queer-coding:  Danny is an adolescent boy whose parents are famous ghost-hunters.  An accident turns Danny into a half-ghost — so he can turn intangible, float, deliver chilling screams, and so forth.  Supernatural superhero fun, right?  Except he has to keep his powers secret — not to protect his loved ones, but to protect himself from them, because everyone knows that ghosts are monsters.  A recurring situation is Danny fretting about which of his friends he can trust with his secret.  A dark recurring gag is that Danny’s enemies all know what he is, while his parents remain clueless.

****That’s the one featuring an elderly Harlan Ellison voiced by elderly Harlan Ellison.

 

 

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