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”What Do You Mean School Holidays Is Still 2 Week’s Off!” Scream Nation’s Teachers

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 03/04/2024 - 6:27am in

Australian school teachers have let out a collective scream, upon the realisation that the World’s longest term still has a week and a half to go.

”Oh, dear God please end this term,” cried Launceston Primary school teacher Mary Chalk. ”The kids are ratty, they’re all sugared up from Easter and quite frankly I’m not paid enough for this.”

”An 11 week term! What genius thought this one up.”

It’s not just Teachers upset, parents aren’t happy with school holidays and Easter not lining up this year as well.

”Bloody bureaucrats, don’t they realise that a lot of people just go away for the whole Easter/school holidays.” said Father of two Ivar Jeep. ”I mean, this weekend we only got a couple of days down at the shack, wasn’t even worth bringing down the boat.”

”And we’ve gotta do it all again in two weeks time.”

”Should’ve just left the boat there.”

The education department could not be reached for comment, they were already on holidays.

Mark Williamson

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The New Age Fantasy of a Celtic Church that Revered Nature and the Divine Feminine Never Existed — So What?

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Office Bore Keen To Show Off Pics From Their Holiday Cruise To Noumea

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Mon, 08/01/2024 - 9:44am in

Those unlucky enough to have to return to the office today have been forced to endure the painfully boring showing of holiday pictures from their colleagues.

One such office, based in Parramatta in Sydney’s West has had to suffer through office bore’, Keith from accounts’ holiday snaps from his trip to Noumea.

”Can’t he just put them up on Instagram like the rest of us?” Asked long suffering colleague Susie from shipping. ”I mean who takes a photo of every item on the ship’s buffet?”

”It’s garlic bread, Keith, garlic bread!”

When reached for comment on how he feels the office is reacting to his happy snaps, office bore Keith said: ”I think I am really helping people cure their Mondayitis.”

”A few people were so inspired looking at my 11,432 pics that I saw their eyes glaze over with happiness.”

”Such a pity that everybody plans to work at home for the rest of the week, as I was going to bring in my wife’s phone to show them her pics.”

”Oh well, they can’t work from home for ever, can they?”

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A Tradition That Keeps Christmas Trees Alive

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 22/12/2023 - 7:00pm in

When Emma Klein went to pick up her family’s Christmas tree one morning in early December, she wasn’t getting just any tree. She was picking up the same Norway spruce her family celebrated with last year, and every year since 2018.

That’s because Mr. Sparkles — a moniker bestowed on the tree by Klein’s three-year-old daughter — is alive. The evergreen is growing in a pot, and is one of about 1,000 living trees London Christmas Tree Rental has available to rent each holiday season.

Klein’s family started renting from the company when she was looking for an eco-friendly alternative to the traditional options of an artificial or a real, cut tree. Each year, up to eight million cut holiday trees are sold in the United Kingdom and between 25 and 30 million are sold in the United States, most of which are discarded by early January. London Christmas Tree Rental and other similar initiatives offer a twist on the annual holiday tradition by providing living trees. These pot-grown evergreens can be used for multiple holiday seasons, and even go on to be planted in the ground after they outgrow their celebratory years.

Klein and her daughter with Mr. Sparkles in 2019. Klein and her daughter with Mr. Sparkles in 2019. Courtesy of Emma Klein

“Why cut down the tree in the first place and recycle it when actually you could just reuse it?” says Jonathan Mearns, co-founder and director of London Christmas Tree Rental.

 For environmentally-minded consumers, choosing the greenest holiday centerpiece option can be confusing. Artificial trees have the benefit of being reusable. However, they typically are made of plastic and steel — two materials that are carbon-intensive to produce. Most artificial trees are made in China, so they rack up more of a footprint because of shipping. An artificial tree would need to be used for between seven and 20 years to match the impact of annual cut trees, according to the Carbon Trust. And artificial trees are often not recyclable.

Real trees, in contrast, sequester carbon as they grow. After a tree is cut, it’s usually replaced with new saplings, which will continue to capture carbon. Tree farms also offer other environmental benefits, like habitat for birds and pollinators. But the plantations are generally limited to only a couple of tree species, and some use pesticides that can be damaging to biodiversity.

“It’s a farm,” says Paul Caplat, an ecologist at Queen’s University Belfast. “It’s not a forest.”

The biggest factor determining a real tree’s carbon footprint is what happens to it after the holidays, according to Caplat. If a tree ends up decomposing in a landfill, it releases methane, a greenhouse gas up to 80 times more potent than carbon dioxide. The Carbon Trust estimates that a real tree’s carbon footprint is as much as 80 percent lower if it is instead chipped and used as mulch. Many municipalities, organizations and businesses offer recycling programs, and trees can be used to restore habitat or feed goats.

Still, as Mearns observed piles of spent trunks on the sidewalk in London early one January, he thought that there must be another option. That inspired him and his business partner to launch London Christmas Tree Rental. They started in 2018, offering 30 live trees. Over the years, they’ve ironed out kinks — like determining Norway spruces to be the most pot-friendly varietal — and grown to have about 1,000 trees.

Trees at London Christmas Tree Rental's pick-up site in Dulwich. Trees at London Christmas Tree Rental’s pick-up site in Dulwich. Credit: London Christmas Tree Rental

When a real tree is cut down, Mearns notes, that’s the end of its life. But the living trees can be available for up to eight holiday seasons. 

Each year in early December, Mearns and his team set up four pick-up points around London, arranging the living spruces in mini forests. Children of repeat customers, like Klein, search the dense rows for their familiar tree. Over the three-and-a-half weeks the trees spend in homes, renters are responsible for keeping them watered. Then they drop them back off at collection points in early January.

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For the other 11 months of the year, the trees live on farms in the Cotswolds, hooked up to irrigation systems. The trees are only repotted once, when they grow from three feet to four feet, to make room for their roots. Most trees are retired around the time they reach seven feet tall, according to Mearns, and they are planted on the farm.

Local variations on rental options are available in many regions. In Edmonton, capital of Alberta, Canada, a farm rents out living spruces and scotch pines. At one California tree rental company, customers can opt for “Charlie Brown” options that have a bit more character. A San Jose urban forestry organization rents out saplings at the holidays, then plants them in the surrounding area.

A tree in a pot being watered.Trees in pots need watering and care to stay healthy. Courtesy of London Christmas Tree Rental

Andy Finton, a forest ecologist at The Nature Conservancy, sees benefits to renting a living holiday tree, or buying one and keeping it in a pot on a terrace or yard.

“In the scheme of ‘reduce, reuse, recycle,’ you’re literally reusing, which is pretty impressive,” he says.

A living Christmas tree, like any tree, is sequestering carbon. But Finton notes that there are practical challenges to renting live trees. A seven-foot-tall evergreen with roots and soil is heavy to move around. Trees in pots also need watering and care to stay healthy. While living trees may be a good fit for some people, he expects that they will remain a niche in the holiday tree market.  

Mr. Sparkles at the Kleins' home in 2022. Mr. Sparkles at the Kleins’ home in 2022. Courtesy of Emma Klein

In the scheme of greenhouse gas emissions, holiday trees are a “drop in the ocean,” notes Caplat. But every effort helps. And he sees promise in repurposing living holiday trees by planting them in appropriate places.

“Saving on the carbon emissions and possibly helping to capture more by increasing tree cover, that’s something that we all strive to do,” Caplat says. “Doing it while people have Christmas trees at home is a great idea.”

For Klein, watching the same tree grow along with her daughter has been a special experience. Her daughter, now eight, looks forward to welcoming Mr. Sparkles to their home every year. 

 “It’s a really great thing to know that your traditions are helping the world, even if it’s in a really small way,” Klein says.

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Philosophy and Christmas Cards, Soup to Nuts

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Mon, 27/11/2023 - 12:22am in

‘Tis the season, so I designed a card. (You may purchase it here if you like. Or any other comparably inappropriate product. I do feel more people ought to confound loved ones by gifting them my socks.)

On to further scholarly matters!

Ludwig Wittgenstein, his friends said, insisted on ‘soupy’ Christmas cards.

In Wittgenstein in Cambridge: Letters and Documents, 1911-1951 we read that Moore, Russell and Keynes were scrupulous about document preservation, as a result of which many Christmas cards from Wittgenstein are preserved:

It is of some interest to note that while from Vienna Wittgenstein would send chaste cards with Biedermeier views of the Josefplatz or the like – the sort of thing his sisters would oder from a Kohlmarkt stationer in boxes – his English cards were chosen especially for the banality of the illustrations and of the accompanying verses, as for example:

If wishes count, you’ll surely have
Life’s blessings rich and true
For I am wishing from my heart
Such good things all for you.

These were not the cards usually exchanged at Cambridge, but (it is legitimate to suppose) the clumsy sincerity of a different level of English life was more acceptable to him; and, as for taste, he was chiefly concerned to avoid the half and half.

At this point there is a footnote, indicating his friend Thomas Redpath described him as ‘avoiding the aesthetic’ on such festive occasions. And, in a letter to Norman Malcolm, he instructed: “tell Doney, his Christmas card wasn’t soupy enough.”

One of Wittgenstein’s soupy cards can be viewed here.

And the interior shows this:

And now it gets interesting! You see how Wittgenstein notated, by hand, in ink, the meter – the stresses – for proper reading of the poem.

At this point we shift to read in Lectures and Conversations on Aesthetics, Psychology and Religious Belief.

Take the question: “How should poetry be read? What is the correct way of reading it?” if you are talking about blank verse the right way of reading it might be stressing it correctly – you discuss how far you should stress the rhythm and how far you should hide it. A man says it ought to be read this way and reads it out to you. You say: “Oh, yes. Now it makes sense.” There are cases of poetry which should almost be scanned – where the metre is as clear as crystal – others where the metre is entirely in the background. I had an experience with the 18th century poet Klopstock. I found that the way to read him was to stress his metre abnormally. Klopstock put u-u (etc.) in front of his poems. When I read his poems in this new way I said: “Ah-ha, now I know why he did this.” What had happened? I had read this kind of stuff and been moderately bored, but when I read it in this particular way, intensely, I smiled, said: “This is grand,” etc. But I might not have said anything. The important fact was that I read it again and again. When I read these poems I made gestures and facial expressions which were what would be called gestures of approval.

In short, what a nut.

He sent his friends ‘soupy’ Christmas cards as a sort of determined embrace of the ordinary – or avoidance of the aesthetic, or call it what you will. If you know Wittgenstein you know that he went in for this a lot, one way or another. A blog post isn’t the place to settle the fraught issue of Wittgenstein’s relationship with ‘ordinariness’. But note the irony. It wasn’t enough just to send soupy cards. He had to notate the metre to tell his friends exactly how to read them just right. Again, this was a thing with him. You might even say: his whole later philosophy was all an attempt to instruct students in how to be properly ordinary about it all. Like, exactly.

At any rate, noticing this about his card caused me to make gestures and facial expressions which were what would be called gestures of bemusement.

What sort of philosopher cares so much about Christmas cards?