Those unlucky enough to have to return to the office today have been forced to endure the painfully boring showing of holiday pictures from their colleagues.

One such office, based in Parramatta in Sydney’s West has had to suffer through office bore’, Keith from accounts’ holiday snaps from his trip to Noumea.

”Can’t he just put them up on Instagram like the rest of us?” Asked long suffering colleague Susie from shipping. ”I mean who takes a photo of every item on the ship’s buffet?”

”It’s garlic bread, Keith, garlic bread!”

When reached for comment on how he feels the office is reacting to his happy snaps, office bore Keith said: ”I think I am really helping people cure their Mondayitis.”

”A few people were so inspired looking at my 11,432 pics that I saw their eyes glaze over with happiness.”

”Such a pity that everybody plans to work at home for the rest of the week, as I was going to bring in my wife’s phone to show them her pics.”

”Oh well, they can’t work from home for ever, can they?”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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