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”What Do You Mean School Holidays Is Still 2 Week’s Off!” Scream Nation’s Teachers

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 03/04/2024 - 6:27am in

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state, Australia, Easter, holidays, Kids, parents, satire, school, teachers

Australian school teachers have let out a collective scream, upon the realisation that the World’s longest term still has a week and a half to go.

”Oh, dear God please end this term,” cried Launceston Primary school teacher Mary Chalk. ”The kids are ratty, they’re all sugared up from Easter and quite frankly I’m not paid enough for this.”

”An 11 week term! What genius thought this one up.”

It’s not just Teachers upset, parents aren’t happy with school holidays and Easter not lining up this year as well.

”Bloody bureaucrats, don’t they realise that a lot of people just go away for the whole Easter/school holidays.” said Father of two Ivar Jeep. ”I mean, this weekend we only got a couple of days down at the shack, wasn’t even worth bringing down the boat.”

”And we’ve gotta do it all again in two weeks time.”

”Should’ve just left the boat there.”

The education department could not be reached for comment, they were already on holidays.

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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