Baby Booted From Arj Barker’s Show Signs On For Next Season Of Dancing With The Stars

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In entertainment news, the baby who was this week booted out of comedian Arj Barker’s Melbourne International Comedy Festival show has been signed by agent to the stars Max Markson and announced as a contestant on Channel 7’s Dancing With The Stars.

”What a great get by the network, this kid is hot and will surely tear up the dance floor,” said entertainment reporter Hugh Gossip. ”Next year’s Dancing With The Stars is shaping up as an all-time classic for Channel 7.”

”What with the baby, Ben Roberts-Smith and Bruce Lehrmann. What a truly golden age for reality television.”

When asked how a baby who can’t even walk will be able to dance on a reality show, a Channel 7 executive said: ”It’s a very clever kid, it’ll work it out.”

”Besides, that’s not our biggest problem, we need to figure out how to get Bruce to dance whilst potentially in prison.”

”Hopefully Bruce’s cell mate is nimble on his feet.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go and see a guy about getting some motivational powder for one of the contestants. I hope I don’t mix up the baby powder with the coke.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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