The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has blamed the prevalence of wind farms in the vicinity of Canberra for the territories increased level of horniness.

”Before all these windfarms, I was a happily married man and Christian Porter was still in Canberra,” said the member for New England. ”These giant erections bursting from the ground and reaching for the sky have to be stopped.”

”Look around the World, no one is horny who lives in the vicinity of a nuclear reactor.”

When asked why he was seemingly channeling Don Quixote as part of his one man war on windfarms, Mr Joyce said: ”I am sick and tired of the Government telling me what to do.”

”It was bad enough that when I was in Government that they told me I couldn’t bonk anymore.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to be a guest speaker at a function for a bunch of cookers who’ve set up camp at the McDonalds down the road from the Governor Generals place.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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