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Canberra Braces Itself After Barnaby Is Tasked With Organising Albo’s Bucks

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 16/02/2024 - 7:51am in

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Politics, Labor, liberal, Valentine's Day

The sleepy little town of Canberra is bracing itself this week after it was announced that the Opposition’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, had been tasked with organising Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s upcoming bucks party.

”It’s an honour to be handed the reins to Albo’s bucks,” said the member for New England. ”I know Bill Shorten had put his hand up, but his idea of going knife throwing was quickly shot down.”

”I will make it a night to remember, well for those of us that don’t get blackout drunk, it will definitely be.”

When asked what could be expected at the upcoming bucks, Mr Joyce said: ”Well, usually what happens on a bucks stays on a bucks. But, as I’m keen to sell the story to the highest bidder I might give you a glimpse.”

”There’ll be the usual, you know, drinks, rippers a donkey show.”

”I know Albo likes his music, so I will definitely have to find a strip club with a good DJ.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to get to work, these strippers won’t audition themselves.”

Mark Williamson

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Ad Hoc

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 15/02/2024 - 12:55am in

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[Originally posted on February 12, 2019, but just so good I had to share it again.]

 

Ad Hoc
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