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Alan Jones Can’t Understand Why Grooming Isn’t Encouraged In Schools
Former shock-jock and teacher (yep) Alan Jones has bemoaned the fact that grooming is no longer encouraged in Australian schools. Claiming that the lack of grooming has led to a rise in dangerous beliefs like man-made climate change or the #MeToo movement.
”In my day it was common for a man to get behind a boy, or girl, and show them the way,” said Alan Jones from his harbourside flat. ”We’d all muck in together after a hard day on the rugger pitch and they’d wash my back and I theirs.”
”Those were the days, but not anymore, it’s all the wokesters fault.”
When asked whether he worried that more grooming in schools could lead to students being taken advantage of, Alan Jones said: ”Don’t be ridiculous, kids are there to be molded and inspired.”
”Show me a boy who hasn’t benefited from a man behind him?”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must be off to look for future generations to groom. Right you are.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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