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Abbott Demands Albo Knight King Charles Immediately

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 07/02/2024 - 8:16am in

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World, Australia, cancer, England, The Queen, Tony Abbott

Tony Abbott, star of the hit ABC show Nemesis, has called upon the Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, to immediately knight King Charles or face being shirt fronted.

”King Charles loves this country and Australians, well at least 6 of us, love him,” said Mr Rabbit. ”What better way to honour the King than by demoting him down to a Knight.”

”It certainly lifted Prince Philip’s spirits., apparently he was quite animated when told of the honour.”

When asked whether it was time for Australia to cut ties with the monarchy and stand on it’s own two feet as a Republic, Mr Rabbit said: ”No, no, no, ah, definitely not.”

”Australia is at it’s best when we are lead by a strong King. Kids in this country want to grow up with the opportunity to one day serve a benevolent King, or in certain circumstances a Queen.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to see if I’m eligible to donate a prostate to the King, you bet you are, err, you bet I am.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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