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Published by Matthew Davidson on Fri, 15/02/2019 - 11:26pm
I don't know if all the people who wrote that legacy code can be assumed to have had a clue what they were doing. I became a professional web developer by saying to my boss (I worked in the mail room at the time) "Hey, look what I can do." The only learning materials were O'Reilly books and "View source", and my last coding experience was in high school writing games in BASIC on toy computers that plugged into TV sets.
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Published by Matthew Davidson on Fri, 15/02/2019 - 1:27am
#: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NCczct2ZIM # # #
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Published by Matthew Davidson on Fri, 15/02/2019 - 12:24am
@andyc It's all included in the much celebrated # Harbour lifestyle: equal parts substance abuse and lawn maintenance. If you've ever aspired to be Rab C. Nesbitt in shorts and sandals, you should definitely emigrate. If you'll excuse me, I have some string vests to wash and hankies to knot…
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Published by Matthew Davidson on Thu, 14/02/2019 - 11:56pm
@tregeagle Looking out over our bustling metropolis to the sea with my dear friend and his supplementary tregeaglet sounds better than anything I've done so far this week. I'll see what I can do. Currently have both an empty vodka bottle and full wife horizontal and non-responsive in the living room. The latter is breathing. Happy days.
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Published by Matthew Davidson on Thu, 14/02/2019 - 9:06pm
@kat I've long suspected that two thirds of the black bloc are agents provocateurs and informants. The rest are merely self-indulgent weekend-class-warriors.
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Published by Matthew Davidson on Wed, 13/02/2019 - 1:34am
I do not want this on my wall. I do not want this thing at all. # https://microblog.mjd.id.au/attachment/23116
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Published by Matthew Davidson on Tue, 12/02/2019 - 10:57pm
The #' song Get Back started as an improvised jam taking the piss out of Enoch Powell. McCartney, being McCartney, couldn't keep it pointed and it turned into a nonsense song.
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Published by Matthew Davidson on Tue, 12/02/2019 - 10:47pm
My vinyl shame file includes quite a few 60s/70s Clapton LPs, bought for no reason but the fact that he was a mate of George Harrison. I tried to like it, but it's muzak. It's certainly not blues. So there's consistency there; he kept his music white. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6AlQgq9MRE
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Published by Matthew Davidson on Tue, 12/02/2019 - 10:29pm
@tregeagle Yes, I far prefer the intellectual rollercoaster to the emotional one. All the exhilaration, but far less of the unnecessary. Working afternoons till Friday and free all weekend if you can extricate yourself from your many entanglements. Plenty of drinking establishments in # serving indistinguishable varieties of lager. BYO flavour.
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Published by Matthew Davidson on Tue, 12/02/2019 - 8:07pm
@tregeagle Woah. That is black magic. I like it. I don't think it could handle an # intercity train, though. You'll need a short wave radio modem for that. If it weren't for desperate smokers holding up the train at every station, you couldn't SMS until you reached your destination.
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