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Published by Matthew Davidson on Fri, 28/02/2020 - 6:52pm
@tregeagle #: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=za7ftr3VhGs Not science fiction comedy so much as a universal farce with science fiction set dressing.
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Published by Matthew Davidson on Thu, 27/02/2020 - 8:17am
Always the way. It wasn't Boom Box Barry, actually. It was F-bomb Freddy's Farcking Farewell Function, apparently. For weeks now the estate agent has been leading people up to his flat, then assisting them down again, pale and trembling. Must have found a tenant with nerves of steel.
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Published by Matthew Davidson on Wed, 26/02/2020 - 4:44pm
The redundant car salesman downstairs has his boom box out for the first time in ages. So I'm # to Neil Diamond this evening. #
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Published by Matthew Davidson on Wed, 19/02/2020 - 8:40pm
Feck me. "Due to a mechanical issue" my train to # "will be replaced by a road coach service for the entire journey". You can't get a drink on a fecking bus!!! This is blatant discrimination against the sobriety-averse community!
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Published by Matthew Davidson on Wed, 19/02/2020 - 5:05pm
Just handed off Kitty to my ex for the duration of my mini-hols. Feel like the worst person in the world. #
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Published by Matthew Davidson on Wed, 19/02/2020 - 5:03pm
@tregeagle Or Danger UXB. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHNF3v7rZ7E https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danger_UXB
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Published by Matthew Davidson on Mon, 17/02/2020 - 4:48pm
F-bomb Freddy, at the other end of the landing, is in fine voice today. Nothing serves so well as a reminder that one lives in # as someone farking saying farking farking all the farking time.
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Published by Matthew Davidson on Sun, 16/02/2020 - 8:39pm
@tregeagle I'm not sure. Maybe the guy I'm regularly mistaken for at # has really lifted his game, so I'm getting called in more often. Best not to question it.
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Published by Matthew Davidson on Sun, 16/02/2020 - 6:02pm
Seven hours yesterday, nine today at weekend rates. My body's borked, and I've still to get up for a 7am start tomorrow, but that's my holiday paid for. #
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Sunday, 16 February 2020 - 5:12pm

Published by Matthew Davidson on Sun, 16/02/2020 - 5:12pm in
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This fortnight, I have been mostly reading:

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