Barnaby Wants To Reassure Australia’s Women That He’s A Lover Not A Fighter

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Politics, Labor, liberal, satire, violence against women, Women

The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has put out a statement to reassure the Nation’s female folk that he is a lover not a fighter.

”It is a tough time for women right now,” said the member for New England. ”So, I want to assure them that if they need a shoulder to cry on, or just someone to sit and chew the fat with, I’m there for them.”

”Of course this offer extends to all women, even the uggo’s.”

When asked what the Government could be doing to help protect women, the member for New England said: ”Well, get rid of the bloody bonk ban for a start.”

”Sexual frustration can lead a man to do some dumb things.”

”Ministers and their staff should not be restricted by a pathetic Malcolm Turnbull instituted bonk ban.”

”So, come on Albo do the right thing and let Parliament house swing.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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