Barnaby Calls For A National Apology To Victims Of The Bonk Ban

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The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has demanded the Government issue a National apology to victims of the previous Government’s bonk ban.

”A lot of lives were ruined due to the ill-thought through bonk ban,” said the member for New England. ”I mean how many lonely nights were members of parliament forced to endure due to it’s cruelty.”

”All well and good for those techy types who can figure out Tinder and all those swipey dating apps.”

When asked if he seriously was calling for an apology over the bonk ban, the opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs said: ”Of course I want an apology and some compensation as well.”

”Do you know how much cash I burnt through on hand cream alone?”

”Anyway, Albo, do the right thing, make things right, so I don’t have to learn how to swipe.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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