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Indooroopilly Macca’s Playground To Host Olympic Opening Ceremony

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Tue, 19/03/2024 - 8:02am in

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The Queensland Government (for now) has announced that the 2032 Olympic opening ceremony will be held at the Indooroopily Macca’s outdoor playground. The news comes after the billion dollar plan to rebuild the Gabba has been scrapped.

”The 2032 Brisbane Olympics will really get the World talking,” said a Government Spokesperson. ”They’ll be saying things like, wow, that’s inventive and how do you fit 24 athletes into a set of bunk beds.”

”This will definitely put Brisbane on the map.”

When asked why the State of Queensland bid for the games when it is becoming clear that they cannot afford them, the Government Spokesperson said: ”We can afford them, just not the initial plans.”

”Besides, rejigging like this happens all the time. Take the Eiffel tower, the French couldn’t even afford to finish it, it’s all steel with no plasterboard in sight.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to buy some oversized chest of drawers for the athletes. Not sure how I’ll fit the basketballers in them.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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