ScoMo Banned From Dymocks Burwood For Hassling Customers To Buy His New Book
Former Prime Minister (yep, really), Scott Morrison, has been asked to leave Dymocks Burwood after repeatedly hassling customers and trying to foist his new book on them.
”It was really embarrassing, he was standing at the door trying to lay hands on people, then whilst praying for them he’d slip his book in their shopping bag,” said a Dymocks Customer who wished to remain nameless. ”Also, he’d managed to put the book into every section of the store.”
”It was in romance, young adult, but not in the leadership section.”
When reached for comment on how the book sales were going, the former PM said: ”It’s a very exciting time and the books are literally flying off the shelves.”
”Why just yesterday I popped my head into a book shop and when people saw me they started running away. I assume they were running to buy a copy of my book so that I could sign it for them.”
”Funnily enough none of them came back, must have been too intimidated.”
”Anywho, must be off, I’m going to sneak a couple of copies of the book into the local street libraries. Just cause you can’t afford it doesn’t mean you should miss out on the gospel according to ScoMo.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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