ScoMo Reveals Painful Battle With Endometriosis In His New Book

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Politics, Australia, Book, Health, Mental health

Former Australian Prime Minister (yep, really), Scott Morrison, has written in his new book about his painful battle with the disease endometriosis. Mr Morrison, or ScoMo, as he prefers to be referred to, revealed that he believed that he had the disease and was about to seek treatment before his wife explained to him what endometriosis was exactly.

”Jen has an amazing way of clarifying things,” said former PM ScoMo. ”Here I was a big boofy Dad, thinking I had the old endo then Jen comes along and clears things up, buy my book.”

”Sorry, didn’t mean to lead in with the old shameless plug there but seriously buy the bloody book.”

When asked what else his new tome will reveal the former PM was coy, saying: ”Give me $30 and I’ll tell you all about it.”

”Seriously though, the book will be manna from heaven, some are even calling it the new and updated testament.”

”So, go out there and as Peter Costello used to say, buy one for Mum, one for Dad and one from the country.”

”Oh, also I will be doing an exclusive signing of my book next Saturday night after the Sharkies game at Engadine Maccas.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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