Exhausted Jen Up All Night Explaining The Lehrmann Verdict To ScoMo

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Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s wife, Jen Morrison, has taken the day off today due to exhaustion from spending the night trying to explain to her husband the Lehrmann verdict.

“Poor Jen, it took hours to explain this to ScoMo,” said a friend of the couple. ”She tried everything, from finger puppets to bible verses to interpretive dance.”

”The finger puppets turned out to be the best method of getting the message through to him.”

When asked whether the former PM would be commenting on the result in the Lehrmann case, the family friend said: ”He might pop up to deliver a soundbite if it’ll help him flog a few books.”

”Heck, I’m surprised ScoMo didn’t have a stand outside the court selling copies.”

”Don’t suppose you want to buy my copy, it’s signed.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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