Dutton Sick Of The Division In Australia Demands We All Call Them Potato Scallops

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Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 12/04/2024 - 6:28am in

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Politics, Labor, Melbourne

Divisive Peter Dutton has called for the nation to come together and settle the argument once and for all by demanding that all Australian’s call them potato scallops.

”It’s time for someone to take charge and start dealing with the issues that matter to ordinary everyday Australians,” said the Opposition leader. ”Those dirty Melbourne based lefties think they know it all and call them potato cakes.”

”Well enough is enough, under my Government anyone who dares to call them potato cakes will be shot.”

When asked why he was always seeking to cause division and animosity in the community, the Opposition leader said: ”I do not seek to divide, I am not a monster, don’t believe me, go ask my wife, she wrote a news paper article about it.”

”This country will be a better place when I am appointed supreme leader and the Labor party is sent off to exile in Nauru.”

”What a time it will be, the streets will flow with the blood of the non-Dutton supporters.”

”All this talk of dictatorships has got me all worked up, I must go and find a puppy to strangle to calm the nerves.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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