Property developers in Brisbane have bandied together to purchase the property owned by the Heeler family as featured in the Sylvania waters style reality tv series, Bluey. With plans afoot to knock down the property and turn it into a nursing home.

”When a property becomes available with such a significant backyard your first thought is how can we turn this into something more profitable,” said Red Hill based Property developer Irwin R Shyster. ”We did initially plan on turning it into 20 dog box apartments.”

”But, when we crunched the numbers we figured there is way more coin to be made in the nursing home sector.”

When asked why in the middle of a housing crisis would developers look to taking out homes like Bluey’s and converting them to other uses, Mr Shyster said: ”Old people need to live somewhere too.”

”I mean, we can’t have them living in their own homes spending their own money when they could be giving that money to us.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I hear there is some asbestos laden mulch in the area, that would make great blankets for our new nursing home.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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