Former Australian Prime Minister (yep, really), Scott Morrison, has posted on social media of how he tricked his wife and children into believing that he’d been raptured after hiding from them yesterday morning.

”You should’ve seen the looks on their faces when they thought I’d been raptured, they were so happy,” said the former PM. ”Then when I jumped out and said, got ya, they were so relived that they all burst into tears.”

”Oh, how they cried, I assume it was with relief.”

When asked how his book was progressing, former PM said: ”There’s a lot of interest out there to read the good book of ScoMo.”

”You should see the reactions of people when I hand them a copy.”

”There’s a lot of oh God’s and how in the Lord’s name did you get my number.”

”Little Joshy Frydenburg for instance, I think he was speaking in tongues when I called him up to offer him a copy.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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