”It’s Not A Lie If Sky News Believes It,” – Declares Donald Dutton
Australian Opposition leader (for now), Donald Dutton, has told confidantes that the secret to winning the next election is his new found mantra. That it is not a lie, if Sky News or the ABC believes it.
”Dutt’s has been workshopping some new gear this week on the road and so far the hit rate has been quite good,” said a member of Dutton’s inner circle. ”He’s been free styling on facts and figures around boats and no one’s called him out.”
”Sure, a few of the Twitter/X peeps have had a whinge, but they don’t count.”
When asked why the Opposition leader had to rely on lies and mistruths, the Dutton confidante said: ”Well, it’s not his fault that the press don’t call him out on it.”
”Old mate Ray Hadley grins ear-to ear when he sees Dutts, and the ABC, well they wouldn’t dare to question him.”
”Anyway, if people have a problem with Donald Dutton, then don’t vote for him. But, be warned, we need to put our planned nuclear reactors somewhere.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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