Weary Nation Wonders Which Culture War Dutton Is Fighting This Week
Weary Australian’s embarking on their first week back in the office have begun to wonder what culture war Opposition leader Peter Dutton is fighting this week, as they are bombarded with his face on tv, radio and in print.
”It’s always something with Dutton, is he still fighting a war with Christmas, or has he moved on to Australia day already? Asked Coburg accounts clerk Betty Spreadsheet. ”Actually, I never did hear him rant about hot cross buns, which is funny as he kind of looks like one.”
When reached for comment on what machine he planned to rage against this week, the Opposition leader said: ”My job is to hold the Government to task, I mean it is ridiculous that the so-called Prime Minister is out making appearances and not once has he worn an Australian flag as a cape.”
”Doesn’t he love this country, if so he should don the Australian flag as a cape.”
”Mind you, if he did we would be shouting to high heavens about what a lack of respect he is showing to the flag.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I am being interviewed by Ray Hadley, not sure why he wants to do the interview in a sauna, but who am I to argue…..with Ray.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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