Coalition Demands The Trading Of Kidneys So The Young Can Afford Houses

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Politics, Labor, satire

The Coalition has demanded that the Albanese Government immediately change the law to allow those under the age of 40 to be able to sell their kidneys in order to get into the housing market.

”What sort of society does Anthony Albanese want with young people walking around with all their major organs, but no house?” said the Coalition’s attack person of the day Sussan Ley. ”There are boomers out there crying out for new kidneys, who would love to drop a few franking credits in order to buy them!”

”The Prime Minister needs to get in to the real world, and listen to some Sky News After Dark.”

When asked if the Coalition seriously wanted to legalize organ trading, Sussan with two S’s said: ”Absolutely. We need to do what we can to help our society’s most vulnerable – the boomers.”

”This idea is a win, a win for boomers.”

”As the more people in the market for houses will lead to higher demand and higher prices, everyone wins. Well, everyone that will potentially vote for us wins!”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I heard Anthony Albanese had an orange juice for breakfast instead of a coffee. I need to appear on Sky News to condemn him for that.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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