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50th birthday

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 22/03/2024 - 8:50pm in

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Family, Travel

The reason I travelled all this way was for my little brothers 50th birthday party. I pretty much never go home and do this stuff. I had an awesome night and just love my clan so much.

I danced with a lot of people and every second person seemed to have a cold. A short visit to my Mum in Pocklington and a long train ride south was enough to let the lergies perculate. I am now in Totnes recovering at my Mum’s house. It’s been good to have a day or so of alone time to let my body catch up with all the abuse.

I’m feeling a bit better today so will head over to visit Dan my brother this afternoon.

Here are some mangled pictures. My website is not trying to compete with the assets of the Silicon Valley Tech Bros. I am just messing around. It’s not so slick at pics.


incorporeal sculptural form


Me and my cool Sis


My family and I


Me having a pint with my brother Dan


My first breakfast on arriving in the UK

Rubydesic
My lovely Sister and I
A rare family gathering
Having a pint with brother Dan
my first breakfast in London

A technical/anthropological explanation of my motivations for such a broken looking slide-show/carousel thingy

I am using the recent influx of pics to think about revisiting that hacky bit of Carousel CSS I was tinkering with a while back
I have this code in my publishconf.py


IMAGE_PROCESS = {
"article": {
"type": "image",
"ops": ["scale_in 720 1440 True"],
},
"thumb": {
"type": "image",
"ops": ["scale_in 100 133 True"],
}
}

I also have imgfy.py kicking around. Not sure what I was doing here, something involving Image Process I suspect… ah the class name of the image is involved. I remember now. This really is imperfect.

article and thumb above get used when an image has the class name image-process-thumb or image-process-article

The slides below only really work for portrait pictures otherwise they get zoomed in and cut off. I mean, compare this one with the one displayed in the Carousel

boom
Me and my lovely family

Dan and I get cut off entirely. An unintentional improvement some may say.

British Library

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 14/03/2024 - 11:54pm in

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Travel, London

Some trees on a damp winter day on Hampstead Heath
Hampstead Heath today

My plane landed in the London darkness at 5:30am this morning. The 15 hour flight was extruciating. I took the train to Farringdon to give myself a walk through an old haunt to my hotel in Kings Cross. London has changed a lot since I knew it 30 years ago.

I waited for my hotel to open it’s doors at 8 and left my small suitcase with them. I had time to kill until I could check in at 2pm.

Why I make these difficulties for myself I do not know…

I walked up to Euston and had some breakfast in a Wetherspoons pub. It was full of silent gentlemen my age and older. A few older couples came in while I drank my bottomless coffee. Nobody spoke, I felt watched.

The caffeine with a little ibruprofen began to work and I readied myself with a third cup. I walked through Camden and up to Hampstead. I circled back through the rain and slippery mud of the Heath. Past the ponds I used to swim in and up to Parliament Hill. I sat for a while and watched the dog walkers and considered Karl Marx’s resting place over on the eastern hill of Highgate Cemetry.

boom
For some reason I recorded some of my perambulations on the Garmin. I added in the rest in purple

My legs were tiring and my backpack was feeling heavy. I picked up an electric bike and sped back over Hampstead and down to Camden Town. A short walk down the canal to the oddly creepy Coal Drop Yard with it’s tech company mavens and private security guards. I preferred it when it was the battlegrounds of the Borribles.

Kicking the mud off my tattered running shoes, I washed up in the British Library. Damp from the rain and puddles. Every table here is laden with laptops lighting up the punters faces. Seems a good place to sit for a bit.

Cartoon: Floored

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 06/03/2024 - 12:00am in

I was in DC giving this speech at the National Press Foundation awards dinner. 

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Plans Destroy Dreams

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Tue, 13/02/2024 - 7:19am in

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Travel, Plans

Winnie and I out running on a dirt track outside Broken Hill

When did my plans become excuses for inaction?

At Wendron Primary School in the 1970s we would be sent outside for our breaks.
Sheltering from the drizzle beneath the playground crabapple tree we would play
Tiggy.

To play we would first work out a plan.
Like crows and jackdaws us kids squawked the rules of the game at each other.
Still arguing when the bell rang, the game remained unplayed.
On lunch-break we played only to stop and rehash the rules until we gave up and played marbles.

A few years later I made friends with Paul, a boy up the road.
Paul was mostly clever and sometimes annoying.
For a time he gave me the nickname, ‘Broody’.
He was also (self evidently) quite observant. Apt.

A lifetime of plans have worked out and dreams have come true.
I am a lucky fellow.
Yet, some dreams obstinately remain out of reach.
The dreams wash against plans and get wrecked on the rocks of sensibilities.

I suppose I am overthinking it.
Damn you Paul.

State of Mind

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Sat, 03/02/2024 - 10:35pm in

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reading, Travel

Gurdjieff wearing a fez
George Ivanovich Gurdjieff

I have been slowly replacing the rotten timbers on our front veranda. Broken Hill summer is making the work hot and cooking my brain. It has been especially warm in the afternoons. Yesterday I escaped to the couch with the swampy cooling the house and watched Gurdjieff in Armenia.

I have been re-reading Meetings With Remarkable Men by . This book was an early inspiration for me to go traveling.
YouTube also turned up an old (1979) film version of Meetings With Remarkable Men which I’ve not watched yet.

I enjoy Gurdijieff’s stories but his mystical philosophy gets a bit stretched. His allusions to great hand-wavy mysteries are just onanistic subjective truth. The book is better taken as just stories with a pinch of myth. Perhaps he was a victim of his ‘truth’-seeking audience. Intelligence is overrated.

RMT rep: the train operating company offer is a con members should vote to reject it

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 16/11/2023 - 2:39am in

Effective pay cuts and continued downgrading and job losses – rail union insider reveals grim reality of offer being put to a vote among RMT members

Written by an RMT official and published on condition of anonymity.

Rail workers should vote down the pay offer.

Why should we vote No? The reasons are clear. A 5% pay rise for the year 22/23 is a pay cut in real terms; we had no pay settlement in 2021-22 at all. Rail workers were sent out during Covid, with little protection, to keep the country running. Some of us died. We barely received so much as a ‘Thank You’, let alone any financial remuneration for the risks we ran, or the effort we put in to keep the nation moving.

For the last year UK inflation has been at 10%+ for seven months out of twelve. This offer is derisory and should have been rejected out of hand. A settlement of at least 15% is needed just to keep members where they were in 2021.

A worse offer than was already on the table

The RDG [Rail Delivery Group of train operators], directed by the government for political expediency, have been forced to remove their destructive Workplace Reform proposals from the table. Their previous offer of 5% up front and 4% to negotiate those proposals has been fulfilled by the union side, yet this offer is even worse than that. Indeed it is significantly less than other public sector workers who have received settlements of up to 7% this year – but also had raises in 2021 and 2022 which we have been denied.

Despite the resounding rejection of government proposals by Travelwatch and Transport Focus, Workplace Reform remains on the table. The ‘no compulsory redundancy’ guarantees to December 2024 are so short as to be less of a promise and more of a threat.

The intention clearly is to return to cutting 30% of Station grades staff, one way or another. This cannot be acceptable to us. The opportunity to close ticket offices entirely may have gone, but they will be hollowed out and the reduction in quality of service that they provide will then be used as a reason for closure at some point in the future. Other station grades will be de-skilled and only some individuals selected for multiskilling – and their numbers worse than decimated too. Members’ Terms & Conditions and their pensions and benefits are under attack from this process.

Too much haste; dangerous proposals

The timescale is unduly hasty, too: TOCs’ [train operating companies] plans given to the unions in July would have shamed a plan sketched on the back of a fag packet after closing time and would have seen an increase in single staffing in all stations, to a critical level detrimental to the service and the safe operation of the railway.

If members vote yes then they are voting for 2023/ 24 pay to be based on the Workplace Reform proposals that the employers want. This will result in significant job losses of 30% across all station grades. Although none of it has been agreed the principle will be considered agreed by the votes in favour of the offer. Detail will be added later, guaranteed to be a disaster for members.

The 2023/24 pay offer will not be made unless Grades Councils agree to the employers’ demands. A big question members should ask themselves before they vote is, who in the RMT is negotiating for you with your TOC? This will be at Council level, not National. What skills and proven results do they have?

Any TOC going into dispute over 2023 /2024 pay will be on their own. This division is not in our favour. Acceptance will mean the National dispute is over, regardless of the mandate delivered by members in the recent re-ballot. The promise of back pay has been used to distract members from the negatives; a few pounds in the hand before Christmas used to blindside members.

The RDG offer will end the current dispute if we accept it. Rail workers currently have an extremely strong negotiating position. We are six weeks from Christmas and have a six-month mandate for industrial action. Returning an emphatic ‘No’ vote would strengthen this position as we would be able to return to the RDG and demand a significant improvement to the offer on the table.

If you’ve already voted to accept, you can change your vote

Members can change their vote even if they have already voted, right up until the closing date, by following the link in the original email they were sent.

Please lobby all your members.

Vote NO.

Skwawkbox understands that the deal being put to a member vote by the RMT would still involve major redundancies among ticket office staff – but that rail reps have been pleasantly surprised by the negative reaction to the offer among grassroots members.

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Kamay

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Tue, 14/11/2023 - 3:33am in

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Travel

I lost my phone in what is known by the Dharawal people as Kamay. Most of us know it as Botany Bay home of Sydney airport. I’m sure the original inhabitants would think we had made a right hash of it if they could see it today. I took a photo of Kamay as our plane left for Broken Hill. I had to use my work phone as I had left my phone on an airport bus a week earlier

Modern day Botany Bay AKA Kamay
Botany Bay AKA Kamay - wing shot

One would think I’d be able to recover it (the phone) especially as I tracked it down to Qantas T3 lost baggage using the inbuilt Google Snitching feature. Of course nobody at airlines or airports ever has any public facing contact which isn’t tightly controlled and despite numerous phone calls, emails and reassurances the phone has not reappeared. It may turn up in a few weeks.

Meanwhile I am mostly logged out of the social media world. Which is quite nice. I could get used to this. I can of course still get in but I’m not sure I want to any more.

Today is the day
Flammarion, the famous wood engraving of a man crawling through the firmament

MNC Revisited

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 10/11/2023 - 9:06am in

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Travel, Sawtell

I am nearing the end of a brief trip in which I revisited the Mid-North Coast.

Here are a bunch of snaps I took when driving through my old home. I sent them to my pal MJD to share in my bitter-sweet memories and cynicism.

an Australian regional supermarket loading dock in a rain drenched car park
This is a picture of the Coles Loading Dock.

I am sure MJD spent many an hour in the vicinity of the Coles Loading Dock. He eventually succeeded in working to escape the orbit of Toormina. Akin to avoiding a blackhole.

I often cycled past the same place on my way to work or Uni. A fellow I know once cycled his bicycle into the back of a parked car here whilst being attacked by one of our aggressive Aussie magpies.

The Backdoor

Toormina Gardens, the gateway to a bunch of shops.
Don't let the leafy exterior fool you, the doorway leads to a vacuum of life

I did my groceries here for 15 years. The highlight was watching some monks destroy an intricate mandala on the floor surrounded by bemused shoppers.

Nothing is permanent - A useful lesson at all junctures in our lives.

Bogan Bay

AKA Boambee Bay
A dilapidated bridge over troubled water.

Bogan Bay is populated by BBQ shelters which are exclusively named after by the men of the town. On summer days the grass is filled with oversized twin cab utes which are in turn filled with oversized people.

The BBQ’s are so popular they need to be booked in advance. The smell of burning meat often mingles with the sulphurous smell of decaying kelp. The beach is littered with small plastic bags of dog shit and occaisonal tangles of fishing line.

Sawtell RSL

An Australian Institution. The RSL in Sawtell
monolithic concrete bunker surrounded by spikes to prevent weary pedestrians from sitting outside

An alternate reality 1987 Reg Grundy induced brutalist motorway-furnituresque facade filled with greedy pokey machines and craven eyed addicts putting their lives into the slots.

Sawtell RSL looms over the high street offering the community nothing but a single darkened doorway into what could have been a community of businesses.

The frequently vandalised steel and glass RSL clock stands sentinel outside. A warning to the people entering. Do not go in! you will surely miss the school-pickup/doctors appt/the bus … your life.

Sawtell Bowlo

The Sawtell Bowlo when compared to the RSL is a kindlier place.
Another concrete bunker for beer, gambling and Nelsons Chinese meals - rich in syrupy sweet plum sauce

Nelson produces unassuming and wildly popular Australian/Chinese Meals. As is tradition the meals are heavy in sugar, MSG and cornstarch.

I had some pleasant times here. The forgotton beer garden around the back was occaisonally visited by the surviving smokers. It was a peaceful spot away from the piped music and gambling screens with a delightful view onto Chinamans Creek.

I once turned up with the fire brigade when a fire alarm had been accidentally triggered. On entering in full firefighter attire mask on, packing an air cylinder and heaving a hose.
I was greeted by the happy drunken crowd cheering at my expected entry. I pulled off my helmet, sweaty rubber face-mask and blushed as somebody shouted, ‘Are you the stripper?’ to uproarious laughter

Syntropic Agrofrestry

Bellingen much like my Mum’s home town of Totnes can be summed up by it’s community noticeboards
Bill Stickers has been at work here, a bunch of posters advertising hippy shit

Bello, as it is affectionately known, has a growing virtue signalling population who are rich in time and resources. They do not struggle to put food on the table or catch a bus to work but they will tell you how to Syntrope your Agro Frestry … what ever that means.

The wealthy hippies have all the time in the world to ponder such things.

Booksellers Association of Bellingen (BAB)

Bello is redeemed by books
A poster advertising a monthly book stall

Despite the superiority complex of those wealthy pretend hippies of Bellingen I cannot begrudge book-lovers. Perhaps in these electronic AI infested times this reveals my own middle-class/old-fart biases but I don’t care.

The monthly book stall in Bellingen markets has always been a delightful thing and not all market book stalls are. Booksellers seem to have become more about flogging crime/mystery/romance novels in their increasing desparation to sell. Not the BAB though, they prefer thought-inducing books, a rare thing indeed.

Tail End

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Sun, 30/07/2023 - 9:22am in

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Travel

Is it the Tale or Tail End? Coming to the end of my European journey I have waved goodbye to R&H and will follow them back to the outback in a few days. I am not sure what to make of my time away from Broken Hill and how I feel about my life away from my old home. I am looking forward to getting on with whatever it is I will do in Australia. I am still unsure what that is.

Today my brother Dan told me he quite liked this wonky little black shed. I do to.

A small black shed, leaning precariously to one side
A shed in Lerryn, Cornwall

Tourists

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 21/07/2023 - 11:32pm in

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Travel

It already seems an age since visiting Cornwall. Next week I will be putting Re and H on a plane going back to Broken Hill. I will be following them a week later.

Since leaving Cornwall Re and I have been documenting our travels on Facebook and Instagram. I have put together a few cruddy little videos using apps like Capcut and Lightcut. I have edited my photos using Snapseed. All to try and tell a story about our holiday. These apps of course make everything look chipper. Even my bad photos and videos. It is too easy to post sunny stories onto those platforms, much simpler than here on my blog. Which is a shame. I feel like my point of view is skewed on those platforms. My posts become about the awesome stuff I am doing as opposed to just everyday things.

Most sane people would not be interested to read my screeds here. Yes, dear reader I am saying you are not sane.

A collage of the death star and a security camera
Surveillance à la the Panoptican. Seen in a street in Budapest.

In the internet worlds of no-context it is simpler to encourage a happy-poppy view of life so beloved by advertisers. In the nuance-free worlds of Insta and FB we can avoid coming across as psychos by being eternally optimistic. We can avoid upsetting our relatives, our employers, our clients, that person we met once on holiday and all the other randos we have befriended. But we lose the chance to voice our deeper thoughts. Most of my audience on those platforms would not be interested and would probably disagree with much of my blether. Which is not to say they or I are wrong. We just don’t get a chance for an in-depth discussion. Here on our screens once it is in writing it is said and done. Our witterings become a sitting target awaiting praise or condemnation. A discussion in the panoptican is a dangerous thing to commit to. Real discussions are for around a fireplace or a kitchen table in a comfortable chair, face to face and free of an interlocuter.

All this is for me to say, ‘I feel dirty using those social media sites’. The posts are dishonest and hypocritical. Yes, I am enjoying travelling with my family and I have loved sailing around the Ionian. I enjoy meeting all the people from different cultures. It’s all great. I also know that I should not be flying around the world. I know we are living through a climate emergency and a cost of living crisis. I constantly question everything about how and why I am travelling. Since leaving Cornwall and getting off the boat in Greece it has been unadulterated tourism and to be honest, it all feels a bit pointless. Seeing my family, my friends and my old home was important to me. It was not always easy but it feels neccesary for my sanity. Sailing the boat in Greece was what I have always wanted to do. It was part of a bigger plan and I am so glad we have taken that first step. The rest of it I am not so sure about.

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