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When the Text Tickles You

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 10/04/2024 - 11:30pm in

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Humor, funny, philosophy, writing

Every once in a while it happens.

You’re reading a philosophy article or book, following the argument, monitoring it for mistakes or insights as you go along, and then something about the text gets you to crack a smile. You may even actually laugh out loud.

It could be a joke, a jab, an absurdity, a funny example, some clever wordplay, an amusing observation—even a well-crafted, seemingly compelling argument for what strikes you as a ridiculous conclusion: “hahaha there’s no way that can be right… now to figure out why.”

These little delights are sometimes glimpses of the person behind the philosophy. The humor we find in them may even tell us something philosophical relevant. At the very least they can make the reading experience more enjoyable.

Do us a favor and tell us about a bit of philosophical text that tickles you.

Related: “Bits of Laughing Matter“, “A Collection of Philosophical Humor“

The post When the Text Tickles You first appeared on Daily Nous.

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The Israel Supporter And The Sandwich

Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Sun, 31/12/2023 - 12:59pm in

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Gaza, Israel, Palestine, Humor

Israel supporter: [Walks up to a guy at a restaurant, grabs his sandwich, starts eating it.]

Guy: Hey!

Israel supporter: What?

Guy: That’s my sandwich!

Israel supporter [still eating]: Sandwich? What sandwich?

Guy: Right there! You’re eating it right now!

Israel supporter: No I’m not.

Guy: Oh my God! You’re standing right in front of me eating my sandwich! I can see you doing it with my own eyes!

Israel supporter [finishing sandwich]: Nope. Never happened.

Guy: You owe me another sandwich you prick! You stole from me!

Israel supporter: So you’re saying Jews steal? That’s an anti-semitic canard!

Guy: What?? I didn’t even know what religion you are! I’m just mad you stole my sandwich and ate it right in front of me!

Israel supporter: That never happened. Or if it did happen it wasn’t me. Or if it was me I had to do it because another guy did something that left me no choice, so you should blame him.

Guy: Gah!!

Israel supporter: Actually come to think of it I’m beginning to suspect maybe YOU ate MY sandwich.

Guy: How is this happening? This is ridiculous!

Israel supporter: Again with the Jew hating!

Guy: Why the hell do you keep babbling about Jews?? This has nothing to do with Jews! This is about you personally and the specific thing you just did!

Israel supporter: Okay Hitler. [Steals silverware on the table, exits.]

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