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Health Officials To Ban Fairy Bread And Replace It With Mung Beans
Australian health officials are reportedly set to ban a childhood favourite, fairy bread, in schools and day care centres and replace it with mung beans. The move is designed to get children away from sugar and used to a life that contains little to no joy.
”We need to get our kids healthy, active and ready for a life in which they work hard to make things better for the boomers,” said a health official. ”Sugar can cause weak bones and obesity, which we don’t want in our future aged care workers.”
”Little fatties grow in to big fatties and that’s not a good thing.”
When asked why mung beans were chosen as the dish designed to replace fairy bread, the health official said: ”Our bad we let the Greens decide.”
”Apparently some people like mung beans.”
”Sorry kids, anyway don’t be sad, it could’ve been worse the Greens did want to replace Zooper Doopers with Kale pops.”
”We had to draw the line somewhere.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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