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Published by Matthew Davidson on Sun, 23/09/2018 - 8:44pm
"It's not the Irish border, it's the British border _in Ireland_. The Irish border is the beach." # Andrew Maxwell https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p06ltlgv
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Published by Matthew Davidson on Fri, 21/09/2018 - 10:22pm
@tregeagle # has asked me to ask you what your seat numbers are. It took some time to work out what she was asking. The urgent need to achieve great things late at night, occasioned by an economy-sized bottle of Stoli, has already kicked in, so sentences have become baroque and halting. I need a Vodka to English dictionary. And the Lonely Planet guide to terrifying spouses.
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Published by Matthew Davidson on Thu, 20/09/2018 - 8:44pm
If you have an LCD email reader, an acoustic-coupled modem, a pinstripe suite, and a pipe, the world is your fecking oyster, my friend. https://boingboing.net/2018/09/16/acoustic-coupling.html
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Published by Matthew Davidson on Thu, 20/09/2018 - 8:35pm
"The very first thing you must do when a user visits your website is to show them a big modal dialog telling them that they should just install the mobile application instead." https://medium.com/commitlog/how-to-design-for-the-modern-web-52eaa926bae2 (via #)
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Published by Matthew Davidson on Thu, 20/09/2018 - 6:18pm
I never knew about this, obviously: You would think that, given the deep, multiple strata of s**t that # is in, # would have realised that algorithmically-fiddled timelines were the legal equivalent of sweaty gelignite.
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Published by Matthew Davidson on Wed, 19/09/2018 - 5:16pm
# Great Lives #: Mark Carwardine on Douglas Adams https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0bk1mg2 # #
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Published by Matthew Davidson on Wed, 19/09/2018 - 3:33pm
Cool, I'll have # pry open the petty cash tin and do likewise.
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Published by Matthew Davidson on Wed, 19/09/2018 - 9:11am
@tregeagle Might yourself and Tregeaglet Minor be up for a trip to the pictures in a couple of weeks? http://www.majesticcinemas.com.au/Movie/Doctor-Who-The-Woman-Who-Fell-To-Earth
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Published by Matthew Davidson on Tue, 18/09/2018 - 11:19pm
"I went on holiday last week. I booked into a hotel. I said I wanted a room with a twin and a TV. I had to share with Ronnie Kray and Danny La Rue." # The Smell of Reeves & Mortimer S02E04
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Published by Matthew Davidson on Tue, 18/09/2018 - 9:31pm
You know how you can persuade yourself and others that you're not drinking a bottle of vodka a day by starting with an inch of vodka in the bottle and ending with an inch of vodka in the second bottle (Look: still some left!)? Much easier to just keep a near-empty bottle in front of the bottle(s) you're drinking from. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ0M2f8jqag F**k me. Where's it going to end?
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