Dutton Demands A National Apology: From Rape Victims To His Senators
The Opposition leader (as of writing), Peter Dutton, has demanded a national apology from all Australian rape victims to his Senators.
”I understand that rape can be traumatic, Jen Morrison was good enough to drop by the party room and give us a talk on how so, but, nevertheless it doesn’t give you carte blanche to besmirch my Senators,” said the Opposition leader. ”Poor Lynda Reynolds, this whole saga could effect her future career prospects.”
”But, don’t despair when I am anointed as this Nation’s supreme leader I will find a nice cushy diplomatic post for her.”
”Maybe Afghanistan, I think she’d get on well with the Taliban.”
When asked why, he and his party were going after rape victims, Mr Dutton said: ”We are not targeting anybody, we are simply saying that if you cross us, we will come after you.”
”Anthony Albanese has a lot to answer for, this whole Lehrmann debacle happened under his watch, when he was Opposition leader.”
”Why didn’t he hold the Government I was a part of to account?”
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