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Friday, 17 November 2023 - 7:59am
The congressman thanked his children for taking care of his many imaginary pets, including a marmot and a python.
Wednesday, 15 November 2023 - 10:58am
Other Justices are struggling with the arduous self-regulatory demands of the code of conduct, too.
Tuesday, 14 November 2023 - 6:34am
Americans wondered what sort of adult would deny the outcome of a legitimate election and believe the separation of church and state is a myth.
Friday, 10 November 2023 - 3:07am
Responding to a question about Donald Trump’s business dealings, Ms. Trump said, “I’m sorry. I’m not familiar with that person.”
Thursday, 9 November 2023 - 3:06am
“Many of our poll workers spotted women going into voting booths and literally casting votes,” a G.O.P. operative in Lake County said.