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Published by Matthew Davidson on Wed, 20/03/2019 - 7:07pm
Had an absolutely brilliant day at #work today, and got home, tired but happy, to find on the kitchen counter, from the estate agent, a notice to vacate letter. F*** you, you f***ing f***s! You can't let me have one nice day where I feel like a valued member of society without reminding me that I'm powerless and, from the perspective of the powerful, worthless. To paraphrase John Lennon, how do you sleep, you c***s?
Published by Matthew Davidson on Mon, 18/03/2019 - 12:31pm
It's not all bad news. I've done a lot of copying and pasting over the years, and the number of websites who favour caps lock over the #CSS text-transform property has now so diminished as to be statistically insignificant. I'm hanging my hopes for the future of our species on details like this.
Published by Matthew Davidson on Mon, 18/03/2019 - 11:49am
"If we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall into this vice." #q Abraham Lincoln https://drunkard.com/todays-reason-to-drink-february-12/
Published by Matthew Davidson on Sun, 17/03/2019 - 9:57pm
Forty-[mumble] years old, and I still can't negotiate answering machines, or their telco-cloud equivalent. Nothing else, save my disastrous wedding speech (I had hecklers), has ever left me so tongue-tied. Worst medium since Doris Stokes.
Published by Matthew Davidson on Sat, 16/03/2019 - 10:30pm
Weird thing about being a long-term casual employee is you get a kind of Stockholm Syndrome. When you're sent home early or have a shift canceled you don't think about the lost income, you're just glad everything's running smoothly without you. #work