Peter Who? Answers Tas Liberals When Asked Where Peter Dutton’s Been This Election Campaign

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Published by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 22/03/2024 - 6:28am in

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On the penultimate day of polling before Saturday’s election, a Liberal candidate, whom we cannot name or show due to the risk of being censored by the Tasmanian electoral commission, has answered Peter who? When asked where the Federal Opposition leader Peter Dutton has been during the election campaign.

”Look, Peter’s very busy with his plans to go nuclear,” said a Spokesperson for the Opposition leader. ”Also, he’s got to work out the finer points of his energy plan.”

”Namely, which Labor electorate will host the reactors, Grayndler’s looking good right now.”

When asked why the Opposition leader hadn’t been hitting the campaign trail in Tasmania, his Spokesperson said: ”Peter will definitely get there before the next election, I promise he will.”

”Besides, they don’t really need him down there, that Jeremy bloke seems to be doing alright.”

”Maybe Peter could go down and open the new stadium when it’s ready, that would be a good look.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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