This is cruel and unfair on the poor people who have to manage the picturesque suburban sprawl drainage ditch Bogan Bay, but as a lesson in how not to do things on the cheap, I must draw your attention to their "Things To Do At Boambee Creek Reserve - Image Gallery".

I stress, this is their context. "Things to do". I'm adding nothing to this; this is all their framing.

• Here's a bridge:
  
  Great. Now what?
• Bark chips! A king's ransom!
  
  You've never seen anything like it. Except, well, everywhere.
• You can cultivate a splendid beer belly!
  
• Admire some rust.
  
  Cook on it, if you dare!
• Use a stick.
  
• Think about all the friends you used to have.
  
• Drop your car keys. Damn.
  
• Watch the sad dog.
  
• Oh look, there's that bridge again. Amidst all the grief and loss, I'd forgotten all about it.
  
• Who is that lady? Is she following me? Is it because of… No! It can't be! That was years ago! I'm all better now!
  
• Fecking bridge.
  
• Leaving the car behind for a long, relaxing walk home.
  
  No boy, keep away from the black dog. We both have to keep away from the black dog of Bogan Bay.