Wednesday, 4 February 2015 - 4:39pm
Thank heavens we have more homeopaths per head than any region in the country. Hang on, that can't be right. Surely the fewer homeopaths we have, the more effective they will be? Dilute the quacks! Bring in more proper doctors! The lingering memory of absent snake-oil peddlers will be many times more effective than their presence, just as their own pseudoscience would predict.