Turned down some #work today because I'm supposed to be waiting for an electrician. He won't turn up. They never do. Actually, I'm just still slightly tipsy from last night. Drinking my way out of it, hammering away on my laptop out in the garden, eating pineapple. One of those Hunter S. Thompson kind of days. I need some Hawaiian shirts. And a long cigarette holder, a crate of beer, a few quarts of rum, a kilo of coke, some mescalin, cannabis resin, LSD, ether, a loaded revolver, and a Cadillac convertible. Essential tools for a dangerous world still teeming with Nixon-era ratf***ers like Roger Stone. #Gonzo