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Bought a bike pump. Got on a bike for the first time in years. There is no way my brother-in-law was the last person to ride that bike. All of #DLW's family are vertically inconspicuous, and that seat was lifted to BeeGees falsetto height. Now I need @tregeagle to explain how the gears work. When I were a lad, state of the art was two cogs on the front and five on the back, and you were bloody grateful. Now I can't tell what's going on; whenever I try to look at the machinery in action I'm about to crash.