The Liberal/National Coalition eat their own young!
Well done Luke! Putting the boot into the aspirational/battler Coalition heartland is a masterstroke! If you keep showing this kind of gumption, the evil fairy Pyne is sure to finally grant your wish to become a real boy! I bet chambers of commerce around the country never suspected you'd turn on your own parasitic kind. Fresh, young and pink business studies graduates will be scampering to Clive Palmer like startled piglets to a sow, dragging their deregulated student loans behind them. Austerity über alles!