Damn. Having seen off a month-long chest infection, I now have a cold. Most people do it the other way round, with the bacteria immediately pursuant to the virus, but I'm a rebel. I don't go by society's stuck-up, buttoned-down illness rules. I'll take what I don't want whenever I don't want it, however it comes. I surf the predatory microbiome like a free spirit. Nobody's yet built a cage big enough for me and all my minor ailments.