Well, this is user-friendly. You would think that an entirely foreseeable and ludicrously simple technical problem would have an automatic technical solution. Nope. Here's the remote, grandad. Good luck.

Hi, we're the free market! Relax; we're not here to sell you anything you don't already have. We're just here to make your life more unnecessarily frustrating. No need to thank us. We're already hard at work devising new ways to turn existing services which you took for granted into "plans" that you will never understand in a million years. Pick one. Freely. NOW!