What? The NBN has only one button, albeit a jolly big red one? Do we all get a go on it?

"Local households are signing up at world leading rates"? No wonder it's falling behind schedule; the NBN was only supposed to cover Australia. When did we start extending it to the rest of the world? That's the worst case of scope creep I've ever seen in an IT project.

Still, I can feel my game changing already, as the economic benefits flow almost as inevitably as the high definition hardcore pornography. Although I do hear a lot of people around Coffs Harbour are demanding their money back. Apparently their fax machines are no faster at all.